The Ogborn’s wishing you & your family
happy holidays and a prosperous 2010
Christmas®
(kryscmissophene)
50mg Tablets
SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE:
• Sudden accumulation of unnecessary acquisitions • Headache / Stress • Unexpected visits from family • Overeating • Urges to subject yourself to large crowds while buying gifts for people • Hearing the same 12 cheery songs everywhere you go • Seeing men with white beards, red suits, and children on their lap • Trees growing in people’s living rooms with shiny bright objects on the branches • Children extremely excited and unusually optimisticPlease Note: you only need ONE DOSE of Christmas per calendar year. Our competitors’ pills, Hanukkah® must be taken once a day for eight consecutive days, or the generic drug Kwanzaa™ for about a week.
